Thursday, February 23, 2012

I can piss in peace now.

So my first class of the day this quarter is Biology. Every weekday morning at 9 am.

After that class I have a circuits class in another building a good 5-8 minute walk away.

The span in between when one class ends and the next one begins is 10 minutes. No problem right?

Well actually problem.

I have the bladder of a 12 year old.

Combine that with the fact that spironolactone is a diuretic (Makes you pee more) and the fact that I usually drink either a monster of a giant fucking cup of coffee during biology, we do have sort of a problem.

A big problem, especially considering that the only gender neutral bathroom is a detour in the opposite direction of where I need to be, so I'm consistently late to my circuits class by a good five to ten minute, which my teacher doesn't necessarily appreciate. Especially considering I'm one of about 11 people who are in the class.

I've tried using the guys bathroom in the engineering building where my circuits class is, but that is literally the most awkward experience, and probably not the safest. I don't pass or go in girl-mode to class 90% of the time so I can't really use the womens.


But I mean. I HAVE to pee every morning at 10 am. It's fucking clockwork. (Actually its for maintaining homeostasis of water and electrolytes, but still.)

But guess what?

I found a gender neutral bathroom RIGHT OUTSIDE MY BIOLOGY CLASS.

And it's clean. And it locks. And it's completely hidden.

I can pee in peace.

I swear finding new gender neutral bathrooms is like encountering a unicorn.

It's a rare and magical experience.

I don't understand why they don't put the gender neutral bathrooms in plain sight next to the other two bathrooms. Seems screwy to me, but whatevs.

So problem solved. Yay!

I hope you enjoyed this post about my pissing habits. Tune in next week.

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